1.) Your Paleo diet. Or the fact that you made Paleo food. Piggy back: your vegan diet and your juice cleanse. Although, if I was doing a juice cleanse, I would tell EVERYONE! Just to brag and to get sympathy.
2.) Your Crossfit life. See this post.
3.) Your baby’s digestion, bowel movements and vomit. I like looking at pictures of your baby, but I don't want to hear about the other stuff. I want to have kids someday... please don't scare me away from it.
4.) Your latte foam. We have all seen pretty latte foam! (Addendum: if it is in the shape of an animal or something unique, feel free to post.)
5.) If your sports team is winning. I clearly need to quit Facebook and Twitter during football season. If I see one more waste of a post that says “Goooo Ducks! #WTD” or “Beaver Believer” or “Let’s go Hawks!”... Obviously the weekend and social media can no longer go hand in hand in my life. (Addendum: If your comment is funny or clever, feel free to post.)
For the record: I am guilty of plenty of lame posting. Like tons!! And I will continue to post pictures of my friends, my boyfriend, coffee and bloody marys as much as my little heart desires. I don’t care if you already know what they look like.
On a completely unrelated note, yet something I do not care about, Grey’s Anatomy is still on! I saw an add while watching Modern Family. I thought about it for a second and realized that I used to watch in 2006!!! Give it up Grey’s. You aren't ER. We all stopped watching MANY years ago.
This post may seem negative, but really I am just telling the truth for one little blog post. For the record, each annoying post is canceled out by at least 4 that I enjoy! I swear, I am not a miserable person.
um but for reals. i don't want to hear about your baby's poop. ever.
ReplyDeleteI [almost] second this entire post // except for the sports team winning portion. I'm guilty of it, occasionally. see my college barely ever wins. so when they do, I may rejoice [a tad] via ONE social media platform. not all of them, that'd be excessive [hahaha]. and I'm playing in a fantasy football team with 11 other bloggers this year. which I thought would be fun. instead I'm dead last in the league & am yet to win a game. so I throw the occasional pity party or angrily tweet some NFL player who could give two shits about my fantasy team. it helps ease the pain of losing. [I tell myself].
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with all of this!! There's a fine line in social media between bragging and sharing, I feel like way too many people just try to brag. Also, does it make me a bad person that I don't even care to see your baby, let alone its poo? There's way too many in my newsfeeds. I'm a terrible person for saying that...
ReplyDeleteThis was funny. I may not agree with every point you made, but I definitely have my own! lol The posts that you see over and over that you just don't give a flip about!! Similar to your foam... PSL! Driving me UP THE WALL!!! Everyone is obsessed and I've seen enough of those... and it's not even October! bleh!
ReplyDeleteWORD. did you see there is an article floating around the internet about how crossfit can actually kill you?
ReplyDeleteI've always been freaked out when people compare their baby bumps to fruit. "Baby is the size of a peach" "baby is the size of a cantaloupe" I'll never look at a peach the same way.
ReplyDeletehaha agree with a lot of this! i don't mind latte foam if it's really fancy, but otherwise a photo of your coffee isn't that interesting.
ReplyDelete-- jackie @ jade and oak
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