Thursday, September 26, 2013

Things I don’t care about.

This mostly in regard to social media.

1.) Your Paleo diet. Or the fact that you made Paleo food. Piggy back: your vegan diet and your juice cleanse. Although, if I was doing a juice cleanse, I would tell EVERYONE! Just to brag and to get sympathy.

2.) Your Crossfit life. See this post.


3.) Your baby’s digestion, bowel movements and vomit. I like looking at pictures of your baby, but I don't want to hear about the other stuff. I want to have kids someday... please don't scare me away from it.

4.) Your latte foam. We have all seen pretty latte foam! (Addendum: if it is in the shape of an animal or something unique, feel free to post.)


5.) If your sports team is winning. I clearly need to quit Facebook and Twitter during football season. If I see one more waste of a post that says “Goooo Ducks! #WTD” or “Beaver Believer” or “Let’s go Hawks!”... Obviously the weekend and social media can no longer go hand in hand in my life. (Addendum: If your comment is funny or clever, feel free to post.)

For the record: I am guilty of plenty of lame posting. Like tons!! And I will continue to post pictures of my friends, my boyfriend, coffee and bloody marys as much as my little heart desires. I don’t care if you already know what they look like.

On a completely unrelated note, yet something I do not care about, Grey’s Anatomy is still on! I saw an add while watching Modern Family. I thought about it for a second and realized that I used to watch in 2006!!! Give it up Grey’s. You aren't ER. We all stopped watching MANY years ago.

This post may seem negative, but really I am just telling the truth for one little blog post. For the record, each annoying post is canceled out by at least 4 that I enjoy! I swear, I am not a miserable person.

24 comments:

  1. um but for reals. i don't want to hear about your baby's poop. ever.

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  2. I [almost] second this entire post // except for the sports team winning portion. I'm guilty of it, occasionally. see my college barely ever wins. so when they do, I may rejoice [a tad] via ONE social media platform. not all of them, that'd be excessive [hahaha]. and I'm playing in a fantasy football team with 11 other bloggers this year. which I thought would be fun. instead I'm dead last in the league & am yet to win a game. so I throw the occasional pity party or angrily tweet some NFL player who could give two shits about my fantasy team. it helps ease the pain of losing. [I tell myself].

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  3. I totally agree with all of this!! There's a fine line in social media between bragging and sharing, I feel like way too many people just try to brag. Also, does it make me a bad person that I don't even care to see your baby, let alone its poo? There's way too many in my newsfeeds. I'm a terrible person for saying that...

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  4. This was funny. I may not agree with every point you made, but I definitely have my own! lol The posts that you see over and over that you just don't give a flip about!! Similar to your foam... PSL! Driving me UP THE WALL!!! Everyone is obsessed and I've seen enough of those... and it's not even October! bleh!

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  5. WORD. did you see there is an article floating around the internet about how crossfit can actually kill you?

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  6. I've always been freaked out when people compare their baby bumps to fruit. "Baby is the size of a peach" "baby is the size of a cantaloupe" I'll never look at a peach the same way.

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  7. haha agree with a lot of this! i don't mind latte foam if it's really fancy, but otherwise a photo of your coffee isn't that interesting.
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  8. OMG this is such a funny list! I love it. I also hate hearing about paleo diets, crossfit workouts, and anything disgusting regarding childbirth or having a baby. New follower here via GFC! Love your sense of humor and your blog! So glad I stopped by!

    Emily
    http://emprovising.blogspot.com

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  9. Seriously your blog just makes me smile, all the time. LOVE it!

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