This mostly in regard to social media. 1.) Your Paleo diet. Or the fact that you made Paleo food. Piggy back: your vegan diet and your jui...

What kind of question is that!? Makes you think, right? Ummm... yeah, I developed it while eating string cheese and watching E! News . Okay,...

Alright folks. Brian and I have an ongoing disagreement. It’s not so much a disagreement as it is a debate laced with him thinking I’m annoy...

So you are alone in public. What do you do? Fake texting - Everyone knows you are being a big faker. Especially if you are alone at a rest...

I did yoga last night. Like good yoga. Know what I learned? I have only ever been to bad yoga classes before. Last night I went to Corepower...

I got in a car accident last night. Just a minor one, but still super annoying. My friend Tracy and I were on our way to get ice cream (for ...

You know the saying, “if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound?” I have a new one, “if you wear a cute outfit...

Disclaimer: I have not taken a real science class since 2002ish. I am terrible at both math and science. But I guess you already read about ...

Why did school give us spring break? I understand summers off for the teachers to regain sanity (so they don’t turn to the darkness and beco...

There is a lady in my favorite exercise class who just “woohoos” the whole time. She is the life of the class! I love having her there, but ...

My moisturizer has been discontinued!!! Or at least they have stopped carrying it in all of my stores. I have used Johnson’s soft lotion (th...

Fear. I know I have written about this before, but I think it is the kind of thing that needs to be mentioned regularly. So many of...

I apologize in advance for the non-funny that is this post. Lately I have had some overwhelming conversations with myself, with friends an...

Apparently I am one of those people with crazy requests when it comes to ordering food. I mean… I’m nothing like Sally... But I ...

Today I took the day off and it is just amazing. I decided it was a less extravagant "treat yo self" day. Tom Haverford has t...

I am currently having snail mail issues. Or maybe it is apartment building issues… who knows. My iPhone case has been broken for a whil...